This is some superhero shiz.
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
My education in a nutshell
Calm down. Deep breaths. Get yourself dressed instead of running around and pulling on your threads and breaking yourself up. If it’s a broken part, replace it. If it’s a broken arm, then brace it. If it’s a broken heart, then face it. Hold your own, know your name, and go your own way.
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell